Jerry Springer Is An Act!
I saw a recent Jerry Springer, which I realize is made up and that’s why I can laugh at this. But they had the midget KKK! I think the klan doesn’t like any kind of disease or deformity or anything out of the normal. Being that the majority of the population does not qualify as a midget or a dwarf, that would be irregular....and unfamiliar. But anyway, I was looking at them, and I was thinking you know the regular KKK wears sheets and stuff. But sheets, even the twin bed, are really small. So would they cut holes for the eyes and wear men’s socks due to smaller proportions? I mean I recognize those socks would have to be stretchy or whatnot. But there are robbers of regular size who have worn women’s underhose or something. So at this point, really nothing would surprise me. Either way, I am genuinely curious. I mean I don’t think there is an actual midget KKK. Most gangs are made up of people who feel fairly helpless on their own, but when they get together, they intimidate people. With the midget KKK, whose really going to be intimidated? I mean if you watch South Park, Mickey Mouse is apparently quite the little jerk and intimidating too to the Jonas Brothers, who are portrayed as being pretty wimpy anyway. But really, what would they do? Would they use pillow cases? I mean it’s still technically bedding, and they could get white ones. But then they could also get white men’s socks and use it either as a substitute bedsheet or a substitute ski mask. I don’t know that they make ski masks in those kinds of sizes. I mean it would be like a little kid ski mask in most cases. But ya, I know Jerry Springer is fake, partly because we called to play a joke on somebody. It was great. Then they actually called him, and he, being confused, finally figured out who did it. But he told them it was probably just a joke his friends were playing, and they still insisted they wanted him to come in. My other friend’s brother also went on as a supposedly transgendered individual. Sadly, they don’t actually get paid anything besides a cheap hotel bill and some cheap food for making a fool of themselves on national television.No comments:
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